Are you drinking too much wine? Here are some signs that might give you the answer…
When the clock strikes 5, you’re like:
It’s wine time, baby.
Red, white, sparkling? You don’t discriminate.
Bottled? Boxed? You’re not picky.
Hey, everyone needs love.
You bring your own personal bottle to all social gatherings.
You have enough corks lying around to make one of these:
(And probably a matching ottoman too.)
You worry about your neighbors judging your recycling bin.
Using wine as an IV drip sounds perfectly fine to you.
You want to be best friends with Kathie Lee and Hoda.
You know that no good story can be told without a full glass.
You don’t understand how people are able to keep wine cellars.
Look at all of the wine they could be drinking!
You think to yourself, Maybe just a half a glass more.
You often wake up with purple-stained lips.
You and your friends know exactly what your plans entail.
You never let a drop go to waste.
Because that’s a sin.
So grab a glass, and fill ‘er up.
Because wine is made from grapes, and grapes are fruit, and fruit is good for you.